Showing posts with label bad fashion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad fashion. Show all posts

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Ms(Print) Lara!





I am not a big fan of the monogrammed LV. But, I still think people who carry a monogrammed LV should wear an outfit that is more of a solid color. But, when you couple a bag like that with a horsebit print like the dress Lara is wearing..it just gets too busy..It's almost like a war!(A war between the horsebit print and the monograms and somewhere in between is Lara!)

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Sunday, October 28, 2007

Eeeks Ekta!

How do you ruin a good grey dress. You wear nude panty hose and put on slides! That is what Ekta Kapoor did at the Zee Rishto Ka Utsav event.

Here is a not for your dear.never wear open toe shoes if you are wearing panty hose! And get rid of those ugly slides too!



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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

When Just Money Won't Do

Money can just about buy anything! Even a Birkin. But style? That'd be a no dahlinks!!

Take one look at Madhoo only to know! A birkin she has. But look at the way she turned out for the Sabyasachi party at the Lakme India Fashion Week, 2008 (picture on the right)!! Style, she has not.

An ugly printed top. An uglier belt. Work on the side seams of her pants, seems like some sort of whipstitching. Strange plastic'y, resin-like bangles on one of her hands. Tacky. Tacky. Tacky.

And people like her have Birkins. Its a cryin' shame.













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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Udita Does Bad Fashion


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Thats Udita Goswami at the press conference of Aggar in Bombay and where do I even start with that outfit? How wrong is it? I just want to yank that flower off that collar! The pitiful thing is, it doesn't even look like anything, just a couple of odds and ends sewn together! And those pearls? Doesn't really go now does it? While the whole strand of pearls being a classic and can't go wrong with it is a given, Ms. Goswami just showed us, how not to! Oh wait, since there is pearl or pearl-like detailing on the hemline, on the sleeve and elsewhere, maybe she thought she couldn't go wrong! But people, there is something called over-doing.

The dress looked washed out, over-detailed and she just plain looked poorly styled.

As someone famous would say, "Egad"!!

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Cute Top Gone Bad!



I am not talking about Jessica Simpson. I am referring to Ms Vivica Fox. Yup.. that is her.. not your ghar ki bai! She is wearing an Indian style tie and dye top except she has paired them with reallly fugly Orangy Pants.

tsk tsk...What was she thinking!! No wonder, the paparazzi was swarming towards Jessica Simpson and totally ignored the poor thing!

Now consider the same top with a white capri or pants. Would have looked heavenly!!

If you want to see how to wear tie and dye in style, take some tips from the very fashionable Ms. Stefani...




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Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Deepika Gehani's Diva Show...

DIVA...a term used to describe a woman of rare, outstanding talent. It comes from an ancient Italian meaning of "goddess".

Alas, it looks like Deepika Gehani never checked out the meaning of the word before she decided to use it in her fashion show!

This is one of those posts where I wasn't having a hard time picking my best choice.. but rather I was having a terrible time picking my worst piece of the lot!! After looking at Ms Poonam Dhillion who was also in attendance, I have decided to pay homage to her and have a competition.. A La Ms. India ishtyle!

And the winners are..

Fourth Runner-up:

Ms. "What Princess Leia would look like in a Sari"! A simple girl whose favorite idols include Silk Smitha, and, she is currently shooting for "Ishtaaar Wars!"




Third Runner up:

Ms "I am dreaming I am in a Manish ensemble!" Her hobbies include walking backwards with eyes closed and she believes in saving energy by wearing mirrored clothes which she believes capture solar energy...


Second Runner up:

Ms. "Zebra on ecstacy"!

She has 20-20 vision and would love to become an optical illusion puzzle designer.

First Runner Up:

Ms. "I promise no animals were harmed in the making of this dress"!

President of PETA India, she is a pure vegetarian whose favorite dishes include murgh makhni and rogan josh...

And the winner is (drumroll plsssss!)



Ms Simone Singh in this ghastly red ensemble with ugly red lipstick. I guess she just watched Umrao Jaan and thought she could (snap! snap!) "work it". No baby girl...you ain't!

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Sunday, September 2, 2007

Oh No..You Didnt!

Sushmita is such a classy gal!. So, what was she thinking wearing this "see through" shirt that shows her bra.. eeeks! Ladies.. do not repeat this EVER!!


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