A Repeat Fashion Offender

Is that a Halen groupie? An out of work dancer from Coco-Cabana? A stow away on Starship Enterprise? No, its Jia Khan.

Those mini, mini dresses, major, major ugly dresses, those boots and those stockings. I won't insult your intelligence, you go ahead and put it all together. Hopefully, you will come up with a fashion equivalent of rehab-breakout! Shudders.

Left: As A Brand Ambassador For Campus Awards 2007
Right: At The Launch Of Elite 2008 Calendar


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Too Much Of A Good Thing?

The pictures below are of Deepika Padukone photographed at various events, and other than the same staid styling and one humdrum look after another...notice anything else?

She seems rather fond of that belt doesn't she?

Left: Deepika Endorses Parachute Oil
Right: Deepika At Fame Malad

Left: Deepika, Brand Ambassador, Levis
Right: Deepika, Brand Ambassador, Tissot

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Blinded

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Bhagyashree who had long been forgotten (come on now, admit it!) surfaced as the Brand Ambassador for the Jewels of India 2007 Expo only to make us fervently wish she'd crawl back into the woodworks again! Announcing the Jewellery Exhibition to be held in Bangalore, at a Press Conn, the lady in question was stacked with enough gold to uplift an entire geographical location economically!

Yes, being the 'Brand Ambassador' for Jewels of India 2007 Expo, it is befitting of her to be resplendent in fine jewellery, but from head to toe in gold is rather tasteless don't you think?


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Whatever happened to the subtle, sophisticated, statement making, jewellery pieces? Who do we blame? The guileless celebrities, the over-zealous sponsors or the incompetent stylists?

Neha Dhupia though fared much better at the Press Meet organized in Chennai, to announce a Jewellery Exhibition there!


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Brand Ambassador, Jia Khan

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Jia Khan has been signed on as the Brand Ambassador for Campus Awards 2007, a first of its kind, initiative from Bharatstudent.com and thats a picture of Jiah Khan in Mumbai to unveil the logo! And now that we have the small talk out of the way, lets talk fashion.

Big hair? Check. Strange shade of neon pink lipstick? Check. Does it match the neon pink lights on the stage? Check. Matching nailpaint? Check. A zipper running the entire length of the dress? Check. Cowboy boots? Check. Black stockings? Check.

A passport to time travel? Check.

And I thought we were done with the Eighties! Disgusting.

Oh Kareena, Say It Isn't So!

Oh Kareena, all that money to spend and all those resources at hand, and not one stylist that can do their job? It must take special prowess to really look that bad. I met a poodle and she wants her collar back. The drag queen was asking for her make-up bag back and that dress! That dress! Where do I even start? Its chic on crack!


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Here's how you do 'Style' wrong. You have deep red/brown highlights in your hair and yet you choose to wear an electric blue dress that not only clashes but also does nothing for you. And then you sip on, what I think might be your thirtieth vodka for the night, because there really is no other explaination, and come up with blue-green eye shadow. Dollops of it. And then you think, oh wait, but I need color, so you paint your nails scarlet red! And while you are looking at yourself in the mirror, twirling this way and that, you think a girl can't step out without some bling of course! Who has time to scrimage for jewellery, there's Fifi around, lets yank off her dog collar and put it to better use!! Oh, and get somebody to spell Globus, just in case people get dazzled and forget why you are admist them in the first place!


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Just look at the shape of that dress. It is so unflattering. What was she thinking? Did Manish Malhotra go awol on her? Worse, did Manish Malhotra style her? Oh, and I almost forgot. In case you missed it, all this was while endorsing 'Globus'. Bleh.